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The result was redirect to 7. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:21, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

7[edit]

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One day, two threes were fourcasting the possibility of cannibalism in the span of five days. Six was found calling the emergency number reporting canabalistic behavior. "Seven ate nine!" cried 6. That same day, 7 went to church to ask for forgiveness for his sines. "I ate nine," he said while crying a ray of sorrow. The priest looked at 7, and said that "Yes, you do need to forgive yourself. Return to 6. Together, you will become the product we were all looking for. You'll see y." 7 skipped 14 blocks back home, as the priest told himself, "you can't trust primal numbers." 7 returned to 6, and asked him for forgiveness. "Sure," said 6. "That bloke, he's so square, I don't know what to do with him. I intended to take him out myself." 6 wasn't a religious guy, but 7 was the right angle he needed. Since then, 6 and 7 have ruled the domain for a long range of time. One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 16:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect Seven to Sodd. Margalob (talk) 22:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 00:03, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2020[edit]

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This could be the end of an era for April Fools' XfDs. Thanks for over a decade of fun. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Too late * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 00:05, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

April 2[edit]

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QUICK DELETE ALL NON APRIL 1ST DAYS SO WE CAN KEEP THIS GOING! {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 23:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Better act quickly. Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 23:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Delete. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:20, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Democracy[edit]

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Per WP:NOTDEMOCRACY Spirit of Eagle (talk) 23:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC) ^{[April Fools!]}[reply]

Request for Comment: I think Wikipedia would be better if it were a democracy. Right now, XfXs are corrupt. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 23:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy delete. Keep it going... (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 23:23, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Final Hour[edit]

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We gotta keep April Fools' Day going! {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 23:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Recurse. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:03, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Recursion[edit]

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This should be redirected to Recursion.^[4-1] -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 21:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Merge into Münchhausen trilemma.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 22:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Support but make it soft, so people will figure it out for themselves. Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 23:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fool's is over. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:08, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Pink cat[edit]

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What's this? An article about many cats that happen to be the same color. I think this should be redirected to Uranus to avoid a disaster.^[4-1]-KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 21:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was we lost it. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:08, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Sanity[edit]

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NPOV violation. We truly don't have standards, and this discriminates against Wikipedians on April 1st.One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 19:19, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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Delete. Between quarantine and the way this April Fools' Day has gone, it's safe to say mine is gone. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 21:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to Urban dysgenic effect--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:09, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Hunger[edit]

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I am ending hunger Kew Gardens 613 (talk) 18:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete because my friends can't find food. One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 19:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
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Merge with Minecraft and place relevant content into the Gameplay section. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 19:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes Firestarforever (talk) 21:09, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:09, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Holy Roman Empire[edit]

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Should be deleted because it is neither Holy,nor Roman,nor an Empire.^{[April Fools!]} KaptaşHero (talk) 20:33, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

A witty saying proves nothing Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 23:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge into European Union, per Otto von Habsburg.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Backlog emptied. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:04, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Backlog[edit]

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I wonder why no one ever thought of this. To get rid of all of Wikipedia's problems, simply delete them. There can be no pain and suffering whilst trying to reduce the backlog if there simply is no backlog^{[April Fools!]} Firestarforever (talk) 17:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 17:35, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April Fools is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:10, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Terraria[edit]

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Version 1.4, which was supposed to be released in 2019, STILL hasn't come out 25% of the way through 2020 Computerfan0 (talk) 17:37, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Minecraft as Terraria is a clone of Minecraft. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 17:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Agree with KAP03. Who needs 2D when you gave have 3D? And who needs that when you can have a not-cave update? Firestarforever (talk) 18:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was No more Comic Sans. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:10, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Comic Sans[edit]

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Do I need to explain this? One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 16:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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Delete as WP:Original research and as it violates WP:NFONT. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 17:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because Arial is the superior font :). –Davey2010^Talk 17:33, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete all fonts because reading binary is obviously superior and prevents those who do not need to know information from knowing it. Firestarforever (talk) 18:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete into oblivion There is no reason for the sacred funny text to exist anymore Yes, That Will (talk) 19:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:11, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Bill Wurtz[edit]

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He may or may not exist, as evidenced by if you ask him.^{[April Fools!]} -insert valid name here- (talk) 17:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

I Miss you bill The world needs you, please come back Yes, That Will (talk) 19:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Observation: He's been answering questions on his talk page. Believability Bob (talk) 22:27, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Is it Tonga Time? I think it's Tonga Time. tu'i tonga empire (talk) 23:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. April Fool's is over. Have this:

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.

(non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:12, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Trout[edit]

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Per WP:TROUT. Oshawott 12 ==()== Talk to me! 14:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Note: This discussion has been included in the list of Animal-related deletion discussions. Lightburst (talk) 16:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy keep vexatious nomination Lightburst (talk) 16:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Cook the trout to stop the trout from being used to slap Wikipedians. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 22:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Please see WP:RCP. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:12, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Special:RecentChanges[edit]

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It's April Fools' Day, so it's okay to let the vandals slide. Right? Wrong. Subject to Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 16:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 16:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep per WP:DONTDELETETHEMAINPAGE and WP:BEANS. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete for the single reason that special pages don't have talk pages and I can't unsee that now that I've looked at the links. In other words... I'm probably being WP:PETTY ;-) –ToxiBoi! ^(contribs) 17:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete as per A7 GoodCrossing (talk) 18:54, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete WP:TOOSOON. Changes are too recent. Saucy^{[talk – contribs]} 22:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Renamed. to March 32 (non-admin closure) –Davey2010^Talk 00:47, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

April 1[edit]

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Delete as it should really be called March 32.^[4-1] -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Object that it's REALLY more of a January 90 (or January 91st in a leap year) Gimubrc (talk) 16:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Rollback: Get someone with Huggle to do it. Twinkle can't do it. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 16:19, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was get out of quarantine. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:57, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Homestuck[edit]

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It isn't canon anymore. –MJL ‐Talk‐^☖ 15:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete We're all stuck at home, and I DON'T LIKE IT. Margalob (talk) 22:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Rick rolled. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:53, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Rick Astley[edit]

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Not nessisary to have. Alway telling lies. Always Hurting me and deserting me. Jcoolbro (talk) 15:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - I am tired of being rickrolled by everyone. Time to teach them a lesson. Koridas (Speak) 16:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Rick Roll~~back~~: It's for the first time in 2020. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 16:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was it died.. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:53, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Windows 10 Mobile[edit]

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Nobody uses it ^{[April Fools!]}Computerfan0 (talk) 14:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to iOS, the superior mobile operating system. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April Fools is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:47, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Truth[edit]

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Wikipedia:Verifiability, not truth. This article contradicts one of Wikipedia's basic premises, and we can't even be sure of its truth value.^{[April Fools!]} ComplexRational (talk) 14:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep. I want the truth! Jeb³ _{Talk at me here}^{What I've Done} 14:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete You can't handle the truth - Whisperjanes (talk) 15:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - per lies. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 15:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:V. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email})
Redirect to Pontius_Pilate#Legacy.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was too slow to delete, so I keep it for April Fools. (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 00:49, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Sonic hedgehog[edit]

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Gotta go fast! Collect the protein rings! We must stop Dr. Proteinman! AlexKiddo16 (talk) 12:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Sanic Hegehog. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 15:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete - Gotta go fast and delete this nonsense. Koridas (Speak) 16:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete & Knuckles — Preceding unsigned comment added by One Blue Hat (talk • contribs) 17:23, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - It is not about the hedgehog, so it's clickbait. THAT'S NO GOOD! Foxnpichu (talk) 17:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was this AfD was imaginary. (non-admin closure) {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 00:30, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Imaginary number[edit]

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There's no such thing as an imaginary number. It's not real.^{[April Fools!]}--AlphaBeta135 (talk) 12:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep √-1mag√-1nary numbers are used √-1n mathemat√-1cs to solve equat√-1ons that could not be solved √-1n the real numbers. And, of course, √-1 am real l√-1ke you! GeoffreyT2000 (talk) 18:40, 1 Apr√-1l 2020 (UTC)
Keep. √-1 th√-1nk th√-1s should be kept too. ep√-1cgen√-1us (talk) 19:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Deleting √-1t would break the quadrat√-1c formula and would make some equat√-1ons √-1mposs√-1ble to solve l√-1ke x^2 + 1. √-1n addition, they are very useful. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contr√-1but√-1ons • Ema√-1l}) 19:19, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Be ra√-1ional. One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 19:58, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

You be rat√-1onal. And get on my plane of existence. Or should I say tesseract, because I am actually 4D? Pianostar9 (talk) 20:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Quadratic form. Imaginary numbers are just one-dimensional vectors with a negative unary quadratic form. 107.77.173.1 (talk) 20:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - As a hoax. Koridas (Speak) 22:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Get further input on this issue. It is a complex question. Margalob (talk) 22:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep--Actually there are some equations in optics that require you to use imaginary numbers for the math to work out correctly. So they do actually exist, in the same sort of sense that any other sort of number exists.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 00:03, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was merge to Darth Pandemicus. (non-admin closure) Mdaniels5757 (talk) 02:13, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Darth Plagueis[edit]

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It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.^{[April Fools!]}JOE BRO 64 11:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

But Wikipedia isn't run by Jedi. Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 23:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fool's is over. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:01, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man[edit]

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Fuck you, I do what I want. ^{[April Fools!]} MorphinBrony (talk) 06:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - Per Wikipedia:No Personal Attacks because it's telling me what to do. Koridas (Speak) 06:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Without it, humanity will collapse. Largoplazo (talk) 13:58, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Use a different costume. Nothing says that you can't climb the Reichstag dressed as Superman. Jeb³ _{Talk at me here}^{What I've Done} 14:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 14:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
I don't feel so good about this One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 16:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep per nom. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:01, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

WhatsApp[edit]

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I made a conversation, and found out WhatsApp is useless. Texted my grandpa, and he said just "Moo"! AlexKiddo16 (talk) 06:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)^{[April Fools!]}[reply]

Delete - Per the tragic story from the nominator, which made me cry. Koridas (Speak) 06:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
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Delete I'm in solidarity with the nominator. This should stop happening. —Nnadigoodluck🇳🇬 07:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Facebook Messenger as the more popular and better messaging app by the same company. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 09:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Moo. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Delete per WP:NOTCRYSTALBALL (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:59, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Crystal ball[edit]

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Delete per WP:NOTCRYSTALBALL. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 05:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete per nom. A a s i m 07:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - NOTCRYSTALBALL says we should delete because we aren't one...but this article actually is, thus clearly it's the exception that proves the fool. Nosebagbear (talk) 09:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per nom. - ZLEA (talk) 23:57, 1 April 1920 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Pano rama says it all. (I LOVE THE LEADER!) (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:35, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Scientology[edit]

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My son is in the Super-Movementarian cult! Help him out! --Marge Simpson 05:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

No opinion (leaning keep) because Scientology is reading this discussion. Renerpho (talk) 09:39, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Definite opinion (leaning destroy with thunderbolt) because all of Mount Olympus is reading this discussion. Chiswick Chap (talk) 14:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April Fools is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:48, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Milli Vanilli[edit]

They never really existed Ten Pound Hammer • ^{(What did I screw up now?)} 05:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep because Girl you know it's--girl you know it's--girl you know it's--girl you know it's.
Banish to Bowser's castle and force them to play music for Wendy. Punishment for lip-syncing, especially with a princess in the audience.

You mean Kootie Pie? Foxnpichu (talk) 17:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

SPEEDY DELETE - Per WP:COPYVIO. Lip-syncing is not an excuse. Koridas (Speak) 16:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was missing from some maps. (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:37, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

New Zealand[edit]

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No! One! Will! Find! Where! The! Hobbits! Or! Jacinda! Lives! (Gallifrey is a place on Earth - it's name is Aotearoa/New Zealand) --#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 05:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Australia to avoid confusion. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 05:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy keep; obviously passes GNG with this significant coverage in reliable sources. Also passes NFOOTY. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 05:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per /r/MapsWithoutNZ. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 06:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Annex to expand America. Koridas (Speak) 16:12, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Wrong venue. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:02, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion[edit]

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Apparently it was the wrong venue! {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 03:35, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

This is still the wrong venue. * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 03:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
@Pppery: Both can't be the wrong venue at the same time! Which one is the right venue? This one, or his daddy? {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 03:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
You're making no sense. The correct venue for this recursive request would be Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion (2nd nomination). * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 03:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Wrong venue. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:02, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion[edit]

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This should've never existed! {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 03:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 03:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because wanting to delete articles makes you a monstrous psychopath who feeds on the happiness of children. Devonian Wombat (talk) 03:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was the Earth being blown up because some people on the internet said so. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:23, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Earth[edit]

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Delete to make a inter-wiki bypass. ^[4-1]-KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 03:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Bury – so we can unearth it. Linguist111^talk 03:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Because 27 years ago when I was but a mere cashew farmer in the mountains of Neptune I heard a being from Zazagon-27 mention this place and it is therefore automatically and always notable until the end of time. Devonian Wombat (talk) 03:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Nothing notable about this ordinary planet. Koridas (Speak) 04:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete as per nom. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 05:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Kerbin. What is this Earth you speak of? I only know of Kerbin, the world of our savior Jebediah Kerman. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 06:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Uranus, when in doubt, redirect to Uranus. Jeb³ _{Talk at me here}^{What I've Done} 12:08, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Extraterrestrials in fiction - The article was written exclusively by inhabitants of the planet, and all sources are from inhabitants of the planet as well. Full conflict of interest. Hey mid (contribs) 15:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Destroy it! Mwahahahaha! Foxnpichu (talk) 17:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move closer to Mars. Make Elon Musk happy! -insert valid name here- (talk) 21:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy Delete. because I don't like circles (non-admin closure) –Davey2010^Talk 00:52, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Circle[edit]

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This should be deleted per WP:CIRCULAR.-KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy delete nom per WP:CIRCULAR MadameButterflyKnife yeah sure.talk 04:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. I like it. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete all shapes from existence. The square and all other shapes with points are too WP:POINTY and the circle and all other curves are too WP:CIRCULAR. Q.E.D. 2147 in Tibet, so they get Star Trek first, Pianostar9 (talk) 20:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete. Too many circles in existence. We need to make room for the Earth, people! –ToxiBoi! ^(contribs) 21:58, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete the Nominator per WP:NOM NOM NOM. Margalob (talk) 23:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. 4-1 is over (non-admin closure) TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 01:55, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

The Quintessential Quintuplets[edit]

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I'm still upset about Ichika losing... let's just delete this from our collective memories. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Merge with No One Cares Sulfurboy (talk) 02:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Split - Into four articles, Quintessential Quintuplet 1, Quintessential Quintuplet 2. Quintessential Quintuplet 3, and Quintessential Quintuplet 4. Koridas (Speak) 02:46, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Support - Why would you do this to us, Negi? Ichika didn't even do anything besides ringing the marriage bell. Massive disappointment. Roniius (talk) 14:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was the dubber takes it all. (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:29, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Nana Mizuki[edit]

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"A noble series embiggens the smallest Anglo-dubber."

For too long, we have been fight over subbing or dubbing on animated series of Non-English speaking countries origin, and now the dubbers will end the argue:

We will delete articles of these voice actresses/singer/whatever to protect the rights of our humble Anglo-Dubbers, such as Castellaneta, MacFarlane, Edgerly, Azaria, Kavner, Cartwright, Buckland, Herington and many others.

(oops, I forgot ~~Stupid~~ Ned Flanders and Lisa Simpson. D'oh!) --#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 02:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep and trout the nominator. Seiyuu > English dub actors. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Meow. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:05, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Kitten[edit]

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Cuteness does not equate to notability.^{[April Fools!]} Coolabahapple (talk) 01:41, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

"Meeoowww! meow, meow, meow, meow, meow." "Mitskie! Get off my computer!" Coolabahapple (talk) 02:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

"ROWWRR!! meow, meow" "and stop playing with the mouse!" Coolabahapple (talk) 22:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Internet meme. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Nekopara. We need to have more Kiratto Motto Shiny Happy Days and this is the only way to do it. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
- Jesus no ◢   Ganbaruby!   (Say hi!) 05:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Don't you dare - Leave the kitten alone you animal abuser. Renerpho (talk) 09:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - because I like kittens.^{[April Fools!]} --Dps04 (talk) 10:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Huff per Uncyclopedia. Gimubrc (talk) 13:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Puppy, because why not? MadameButterflyKnife yeah sure.talk 13:37, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Keep I like them! LPS and MLP Fan (Littlest Pet Shop) (My Little Pony) 13:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Turn it into food. We already eat pigs and cows. Might as well. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
K.pgysswlp[lmhiokfvuhdfthfyvyigk.pl.;bh,hkjohtfinmoh i njkl7uplo8up.[ sorry, cat walked on keyboard -insert valid name here- (talk) 17:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Simpsons did it. (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:30, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Haruhi Suzumiya[edit]

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What a rip off. The alien doesn't regenerate and doesn't talk a lot. Better hit the play button... (Plays Doctor Who theme) --#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep - As a follower of Haruhiism I find this nomination to be blasphemy and heretical. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was I closed it because you didn't get the joke. (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:24, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Arsenal F.C.[edit]

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They are supporting China's separatism, which means they hate my county! -- Sun Yang 01:52, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Manchester United F.C., the superior EPL club. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
- Redirect to Manchester City F.C. as that is the team that they should be supporting. Glaceon (talk) 02:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to Dial Square F.C.. What Chinese separatism? They're just a small amateur team based out of the Royal Arsenal in Woolwich in south London. Everybody knows that the Wanderers are the bigger club in south London. Wanderers have won the FA cup six times while Dial Square haven't even played in the FA cup. 107.77.173.61 (talk) 11:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because WP:IDONTLIKEIT, and Queens Park Rangers should be the only London team. Renerpho (talk) 09:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Unai Emery, the greatest Arse-nal F C manager of all time. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 09:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Consider a redirect to EFL League Two. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 09:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Arsenal FC is a common redirect to Arsenal F.C.. 107.77.173.1 (talk) 22:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was the war ended. (non-admin closure) epicgenius (talk) 22:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Anglo-Zanzibar War[edit]

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Only 38 to 45 minutes long. My dinner takes longer than that, but we don't have a page titled "Epicgenius's dinner".^{[April Fools!]} epicgenius (talk) 01:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to 42 (number) as that is The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete - The war wasn't long enough for notability.
Create Epicgenius's dinner. -insert valid name here- (talk) 17:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Well, it did take place between 09:02–09:40 EAT, which I suppose would be dinnertime for me. Because breakfast is dinner. epicgenius (talk) 18:08, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April Fools is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:51, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Nickelback[edit]

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH! Delete per WP:GARAGE. Ten Pound Hammer • ^{(What did I screw up now?)} 01:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep You should take a look at this graph. MadameButterflyKnife yeah sure.talk 02:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - It's not like you to say sorry if you delete it. Koridas (Speak) 14:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - I want at least a dime back for listening to them. epicgenius
Transwiki to Commons so you can LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! Foxnpichu (talk) 17:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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- Have you checked if the photograph is available under a free license? —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 21:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per No one cares about your garage band. ⌚️ (talk) 21:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fools or redirect to somewhere, no one knows where. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:01, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Pizza Hut[edit]

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Domino's is so much better. Ten Pound Hammer • ^{(What did I screw up now?)} 01:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete because we can. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 02:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. Au contrair, TenPoundHammer. No one outpizzas the Hut. JOE BRO 64 02:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Domino's Pizza. No one shall go to Pizza Hut ever again. -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 12:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Papa Johns because their pizzas are better^{[citation needed]}. –Davey2010^Talk 14:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Bah! Humbug! to corporate pizza places, the mom & pop place my girlfriend works at has better pizza. PCHS-NJROTC ^{(Messages)Have a blessed day.} 14:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge - To McDonald's because I'm not McLoving Pizza Hut. Koridas (Speak) 16:09, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to either McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken or Pizza Hut! Wait... Foxnpichu (talk) 17:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Domino's gives... stomach issues. Little Caesar's is great, though! — Gestrid (talk) 20:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fools. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:02, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Michael Bloomberg[edit]

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Why these candidates have to drop out during Super Tuesday? WHY!!! Plus - why this one's dropping too late?

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All these candidate pages should merge with Joe Biden's:

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-- No 3rd turns, vote 4 Burns #ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete all per WP:BURN. #FeelTheBern! Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Endorse Biden: He's the closest to neutral. WIkipedia must be neutral. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Can I Log In (talk • contribs) 03:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge all with Joe Biden 2020 presidential campaign or Joe Biden -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 04:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep but move all to Name (politician); they are no longer primary. HotdogPi 12:41, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Keep. These political AfDs are getting old. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 21:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Pang. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:02, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Ping[edit]

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Pong! Ping! Pong! Ping! Pong! Ping! (Pong!) 01:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Ping Yes, That Will (talk) 02:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Pong MadameButterflyKnife yeah sure.talk 02:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Pong (video game) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Game Over: Redirected, couldn't move the ping pong, died. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 03:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to iTunes Ping. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
You may also want to consider nominating {{ping}} for deletion. A a s i m 07:46, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Pong per MadameButterfly. Gimubrc (talk) 13:19, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Ping Pong Dede2008 (talk) 14:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Undelete Despite Ping committing a lot of crimes, he has saved us all precious time. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... (PorkchopGMX) (t - c) 17:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Strong delete for a zero latency internet! En2que (talk) 20:23, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
I would vote keep but I lagged out. –ToxiBoi! ^(contribs) 22:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Ping - Ping the creator of the article. Koridas (Speak) 22:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fools. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:02, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

XFL (2020)[edit]

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What's this? No scramble for the ball? No Jesse Ventura as commentator? No cheerleaders? No He Hate Me? No XTREME team names? This is NOT the XFL, it's just some lame and toned-down imitation that fails miserably at being it. It must be deleted so that the XFL name not be tainted. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew

Revive: It actually has hope. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Can I Log In (talk • contribs)

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The result was redirect to Boeing 747. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:04, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Airbus A380[edit]

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It has sadly been proven that the plane is too big and too expensive to be operated economically. And now with Airbus announcing that production of the plane will end next year, it is perhaps but appropriate that we ground our article on our favorite gentle giant for similar reasons. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete all Airbus planes. If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going. Sounder Bruce 02:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Because pollution is bad. Koridas (Speak) 03:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete — Too big; cannot fit in my computer. userdude 05:41, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because airplanes are useless right now. Renerpho (talk) 09:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Goofily large aircraft are a key prophecy about the end times. ^Thanks,L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 13:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Bankrupt all airlines and destroy the Airbus. Donald Trump is making his own airline. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... (PorkchopGMX) (t - c) 13:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Uranus because that is the obvious choice. Or prehaps 42 (number) as that is the Answer to Life, Universe and Everything. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was redirect all to Geometry Dash. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:04, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Square[edit]

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This should be deleted as it is WP:POINTY ^[4-1]-KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:12, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Triangle. See this link to know why. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
I also propose to delete these articles for the same reason. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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Circle the square pointiness solved. Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 01:46, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. It would be easier to maintain the article and find the root of the problem. One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 16:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete all shapes from existence. The square and all other shapes with points are too WP:POINTY and the circle and all other curves are too WP:CIRCULAR. Q.E.D. 2147 in Tibet, so they get Star Trek first, Pianostar9 (talk) 20:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC

Merge Antiquated model to New Square, the parent article and other antiquated model. StonyBrook (talk) 21:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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^{[April Fools!]}

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The result was April Fools. Conspiracies can come true... (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:05, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Finland (2nd nomination)[edit]

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It's all fake, Have you seen the facts? Wake UP! Yes, That Will (talk) 01:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Patrick Star. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Sweden. 'Cause they have the best mafia, the best Eurovision entries, and the best failed Eurovision entry about Carpool Karaoke. --#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete, along with New Zealand. ◢   Ganbaruby!   (Say hi!) 05:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
- Not Aotearoa! (or can I...)--#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 05:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Rename to West Russia. Majavah ^(t/c) 11:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Annex - To expand America. Koridas (Speak) 16:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Perkele per WP:OM. Gimubrc (talk) 18:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete as hoax. Consider deletion of Australia as well. G1217 (talk) 20:33, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Estonia, for they have the singing festival, and a similar language. KaptaşHero (talk) 20:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fools. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:06, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Madden NFL 08[edit]

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People need to realize there's only one sports game that deserves recognition! I'll show them! I'll show them all! Most Horizontal Primate (talk) 01:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Move to Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby" College Hoops. It's awesome, baby! O.N.R. ^(talk) 02:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

This is probably the last place I'd expect a Scott the Woz reference, but I'm not complaining. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Cortex128 (talk • contribs) 04:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Put In The Space Time Continuum Bag and kill Madden 09. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... (PorkchopGMX) (t - c) 04:39, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Everybody has a right to Madden! Just ask the Madden 3DS community, those guys get it! Almy (talk) 13:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Hey, all Scott here! One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 15:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fools. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:06, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

List of star systems within 20–25 light-years[edit]

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Hopelessly WP:POV title implicitly assumes the sol system is the only place anybody would be interested in measuring distance from. -- RoySmith (talk) 01:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 01:18, 1 April 1999 (UTC)[reply]
Pppery's talk page link is unusually prescient today. --Izno (talk) 01:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
True. * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 01:30, 1 April 1998 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was MISSEDTHEJO. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:07, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Space Launch System[edit]

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A complete and utter waste of time and money. Just bin it or merge it to Falcon Heavy. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Oppose Just because something Is a complete waste of time and Money, It Shouldn't be Systematically deletED. The SLS sHould be kEpt. That's Just nOt in any of Wikipedia's policies. NASA clearly is still building it [5]. OkayKEnji ^{(talk page)} 08:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)
Too Soon Projects of that magnitude can't be cancelled unless at least 25 years have elapsed. We don't delete James Webb Space Telescope for the same reason, at least not before 2021. Renerpho (talk) 09:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Destroy the rocket per nom. Falcon Heavy and New Glenn are enough for the Artemis program. --Soumyabrata ^{stay at school} _{wash your shirt} ^{to be killed by coronavirus} 10:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was MISSEDTHEJO. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:07, 2 April 2020 (UTC)

Actually, it is IMISSEDTHEJOKE. --Soumyabrata ^{stay at home} _{wash your hands} ^{to protect from coronavirus} 09:47, 3 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was redirect ... somewhere. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:08, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Uranus[edit]

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For the past few years, people have been !voting Redirect to Uranus on various April Fools' AfDs. As such, this joke has been run into the ground. The only logical remedy is to delete the would-be redirect target. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 01:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Uranus. That is the obvious solution to the problem.

However if that is not suitable for you, I would consider redirecting to Neptune or Saturn.-KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Your anus. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Neptune. Uranus is just a ripoff of Neptune anyways. Almy (talk) 13:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect; far be it from me to defy tradition. Gimubrc (talk) 13:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Annex - to expand America. Koridas (Speak) 16:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was on. Underrated word in this discussion. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:09, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wheel[edit]

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So Willy doesn't have any to be on. Linguist111^talk 01:00, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Reinvent and redirect to Main Page. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to WP:WILLY. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 09:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:CIRCULAR and to prevent a WP:WHEELWAR. HotdogPi 12:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Strongest Delete Possible per WP:DENY. Gimubrc (talk) 13:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to April Mop. Dede2008 (talk) 14:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Per WP:OTHERSTUFF; we have an article on tire so we may as well have one for wheel. PCHS-NJROTC ^{(Messages)Have a blessed day.} 14:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Wheels on wheels. –MJL ‐Talk‐^☖ 16:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was nominate at FfD. Duh. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:09, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Log/2020 April 1[edit]

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Totally unnecessary page, probably should be redirected to the Main Page-KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 01:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Comment We must find this mysterious Log/2020 April 1 page everyone keeps talking about. Ionmars10 (talk) 01:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was happiness. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:09, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Evil[edit]

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Did you hear that Barnacle Boy? There's evil afoot! We must get in the Invisible Boatmobile and defeat the EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Unite! Mermaid Man (talk) 00:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)

Delete - This article is evil because it is about being evil. Peace out, Koridas (Speak) 00:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Donald Trump. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Doctor Eggman. JOE BRO 64 11:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil - Whisperjanes (talk) 15:27, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Convicted, pending sysopping, and pending disqualification. (non-admin closure) {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 00:24, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Requests for de-adminship/Can I Log In[edit]

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Do not delete this page. I meant to put this at Articles for Creation, but it turned out it got redirected. So please participate at RfDA. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 00:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 01:09, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy It as a page that is obviously trying to subvert the ruling of the cabal. Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 23:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fool's is over. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:03, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

BanG Dream![edit]

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As a loyal and dedicated Love Live! fan, it sickens me that this upstart franchise is stealing our beloved franchise's fans. We must delete the BanG Dream! menace from existence and return Love Live! to its rightful place at the top of the idol franchise food chain. ~~Kasumi and Lisa still best girls though.~~ ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete as flick notes suck and round buttons are more readable. ◢   Ganbaruby!   (Say hi!) 04:46, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Fleeting Keep (not sure if the fleeting joke works) - BanG Dream! is clearly superior to Love Live, which is a franchise that must know its place. Instead of having idols who just sing and dance, BanG Dream girls are in bands, which is much better than this idol group stuff. Also, it has better ships and Baby Shark. As Love Live fans, you should be turning your attention towards the real evil, IDOLM@ASTER. I mean, hell, the two franchises have both got idols! Roniius (talk) 14:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Restock. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:10, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Nintendo Switch[edit]

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It's always out of stock, therefore Wikipedia should do the same and not list the article until there's new stock. Either that or we temporarily redirect our potential shoppers to Wii U. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Smash - Smash the article. Koridas (Speak) 00:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Comment - The smash must be performed by Mario or Pikachu or it isn't valid. It must then be redirected to Super Smash Bros. Pianostar9 (talk) 19:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Comment - Alternatively, Hulk can perform it since his other name is Hulk Smash. However, Nintendo doesn't approve since it can only be found on 3DS. ^[1]Pianostar9 (talk) 20:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Restock ANNNNNND THEY'RE GONE! Better luck next time! Yes, That Will (talk) 01:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Restock ANNNNNND THEY'RE GONE! Better luck next time! ◢   Ganbaruby!   (Say hi!) 05:12, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Restock - Third time lucky? Nope, THEY'RE GONE! Better luck next time! Foxnpichu (talk) 17:41, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Hack using CVE-2018-6242 - Give the patched consoles to the n00bs that don't care. Pianostar9 (talk) 19:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Don't restock, leave the article, but add a redirect to Wii U Pianostar9 (talk) 19:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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^ "Space Hulk for Wii U - Nintendo Game Details". www.nintendo.com. Retrieved 2020-04-01.

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The result was April Fool's is over. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:08, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Stanley Kubrick[edit]

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Time to settle the infobox issue once and for all. Anyone seeking information on Kubrick can just look elsewhere on the internet.^{[April Fools!]} Ionmars10 (talk) 00:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

NUKE - While nuking the article, start waving your hat and scream WOOHOO!. Koridas (Speak) 00:54, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Maybe this will fix it. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 12:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to So-called moon landing, which doesn't have an infobox and won't need one until we actually get there. Opencooper (talk) 18:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Move to somewhere. (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:11, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Flybe[edit]

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Flybe is FlyMaybe no more as they're done. Now let's clip its article of its wings too. Nominating the following articles for the same reason:

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^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:35, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Move to Flyisn't. Ionmars10 (talk) 00:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to NotFlyBe. – filelakeshoe (t / c) 🐱 08:58, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to FlyBye (or FlyByeBye). –Davey2010^Talk 14:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to International Airlines Group so they have financial support and can fly again. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Computerfan0 (talk • contribs) 15:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Il n’y a pas de consensus. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 21:33, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

French language[edit]

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Ce 1 avril je vais vous frapper tous avec un poisson et une truite mouillés jusqu'à midi. Linguist111^talk 00:25, 1 avril 2020 (UTC)

Non merci, et je vais vous expliquer pourquoi:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed tempor et de vitalité, de sorte que le travail et la douleur, certaines choses importantes à faire eiusmod. Au fil des ans, je viendrai, qui nostrud aliquip hors de son l'avantage de l'exercice, de sorte que les efforts de relance si le district scolaire et la longévité. Vous voulez être une douleur dans le cillum de cupidatat a été critiqué dans le Duis et dolore magna fuyez ne produit aucun plaisir résultant. Excepteur cupidatat noirs ne sont pas excepteur, est apaisante pour l'âme, qui est, ils ont déserté les devoirs généraux de ceux qui sont responsables de vos problèmes.
Chat réservoir de développeurs de prix. enceinte clinique Non par le matériel. Nullam Varius pas, pour sale et profiter du carquois, HNE eros bibendum elit, sollicitudin Mauris nec luctus gros chat. nibh Performance entier enceinte. Et le rire de vulputate vehicula Duis Tellus ac. Carton jusqu'à ce que le rire du développeur. Même le temps. Pour ordinateur portable, le football réservé à la planification, la performance d'arachide est laid, que tincidunt qu'un sourire. Mécène, ma photographie d'échauffement. Jusqu'à la fermentation. Malesuada l'un de mes enfants. Duis sapien ETM, aliquet nec, commodo eget, adipiscing sed, non plus. Certains développeurs de mâchoires qui a été les bananes, les joueurs de football de premier cycle sapien, mais les entrepreneurs ont besoin de diam Malesuada. Demain chocolat doux maintenant. Pas d'alcool. Le dernier développement. Curabitur augue lorem, dapibus quis, laoreet dictum, le prix et, à moins que. Aenean magna NISL, mollis quis, molestie eu, dans feugiat, ennuyé. Le refinancement.
vallée clinique financement Mauris boisson enceinte, laid joueurs Mauris, mais le bien immobilier lui-même, mais le rire du pot. La région de la vallée depuis le début. Les clients de chat gratuit qui ne sont pas membres de triste. Les données du réservoir. Malheureusement, l'immobilier est toujours végétarien. Le refinancement. Besoin matériel d'urgence diam. Mauris dictum, nisi eget consequat elementum, le lac est ligula molestie metus, non feugiat Orci magna ac ETM. Jusqu'à ce que laid. Malheureusement, la peur de la vie. football triste ou début de football. Quisque primigeste sapien pas la chose même. Le lacus de Proin, le chocolat de la vie, à un élément, lobortis ac, que. Le Japon a été quelques rires. Le refinancement. Il est également important de diamètre. Matériel recommandé. Stress maintenant. Toujours boire gratuitement.
Ainsi, convertir pour définir la redirection d'article de concept large d'index. — Plâtre47 ^{(page utilisateur | contributions |}

essais), at 00:35, 1 avril 2020 (UTC)

Poisson d'avril.

Whack!
You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something silly.

Système ^{d'exploitation invalide}_parler 00:42, 1 avril 2020 (UTC)

Le Québec est la seule vraie langue de Wikipédia. N'oppressons pas la belle langue québécoise! génieépique (discuter) 1 avril 2020 à 03:04 (CEST)
Supprimer, j’ai dû utiliser un traducteur pour écrire cela de sorte qu’il est évidemment composé. (Translated with Bing) A a s i m 07:26, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Latin as a POV fork. And what's all this gibberish above me? — Bilorv (talk) 11:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to Paris French per Linguistic prescription: no reliable source can tell what happens in the landwaste outside the Périphérique. Tigraan^{Click here to contact me} 12:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was redirect to Shakira. (non-admin closure) Mdaniels5757 (talk) 02:05, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Sakura Kinomoto[edit]

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It's Sakura's birthday today! Happy Birthday Sakura! Let's celebrate by deleting her article!

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^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep - You can't delete this! Sakura has her invincible spell! Koridas (Speak) 00:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Sakura (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle); pretty sure CLAMP just cloned her from that character. ^{Opencooper (talk) 18:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)}[reply]

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The result was Rest in Peace Kobe Bryant. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:45, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Calabasas, California[edit]

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I will never not be upset. Can we just reverse time?

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Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - For Kobe. Koridas (Speak) 00:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - For Kobe. -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 13:26, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Time travel to 2018. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 02:10, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

2019–20 NBA season[edit]

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I'm still upset that my beloved Warriors won't be able to avenge their heartbreaking loss to the Raptors last season... Let's just quarantine this season and forget it all happened. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:08, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - Because soccer is better. Koridas (Speak) 00:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Restore to last good version because we want Kobe back. Actually, just kick Rudy Gobert off, since he rubbed all the microphones. Thanks a lot, Rudy.^{[April Fools!]} epicgenius (talk) 00:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was time's arrow flies relentlessly. As the Wikipedians screeched, looking to banish the horrible year, the year continued on its inexorable path, bringing us all one step closer to oblivion. ~ mazca ^talk 01:23, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

2020[edit]

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It's only April and this year has already been a disaster. Let's delete this entire year and pretend it never happened. Social distancing necessary too. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic which in turn will redirect to Timeline of the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic in April 2020. My rationale is as per the news. Its only coverage of 2020 is in the context of the pandemic. Only. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete I feel we should delete this year as I don't like it. All hail Armok (talk) 00:19, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep You stole my joke! :( Ionmars10 (talk) 00:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - We have to write about the future, not the past or the present. Koridas (Speak) 00:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:RIPKOBE —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 00:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete This year has a virus in it. —Nnadigoodluck🇳🇬 01:26, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Yeeted and Deleted All this sad news just... Doesn't stop coming. Yes, That Will (talk) 01:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

TRASH CAN BANISHMENT Awful year, ban who ever did this — Preceding unsigned comment added by Homeofthething (talk • contribs) 01:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to 2019. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Coronavirus killed people, Kobe died, World War 3 almost started, Australia had a whole bunch of wildfires, and everybody hates Greta Thunberg for no reason. Koridas (Speak) 02:52, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. The Trumperor says all of the aforementioned things are hoaxes, and it would be unpatriotic to question the president. Khemehekis (talk) 03:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Khemehekis, or is it? Koridas (Speak) 04:08, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Koridas You're right, it is not really Khemehekis! I have been fraped by my housemate Cilantrohead! Khemehekis (talk) 05:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. It's pretty much over. –MJL ‐Talk‐^☖ 03:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to 2021. --Pandakekok9 (talk) 07:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Rename 2020 (number) and remove all references to the calendar year. Renerpho (talk) 09:08, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete & rename the redlink - given the current rate of escalation of shit events, I don't see any reason to think we'll make it past April. As such, scrap the whole thing, as it's got all the flaws of crystal balling. Nosebagbear (talk) 09:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:TNT. We can do better the second time around. — Bilorv (talk) 11:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete and also delete 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, Brexit, and global warming. 107.77.173.61 (talk) 11:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:IDONTLIKEIT. We should just start over. Someone please activate the time machine. Firestarforever (talk) 12:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Can we scan this year with a anti-virus software maybe that will fix it?~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 12:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:BEANS. 2020 just gives people bad ideas. Rua (mew) 12:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to 2019 2. You guys didn't see the news? There's no such thing as 2020. 2019 just got a sequel. JOE BRO 64 13:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Rearrange to 2002 so we have 18 years to make revisions. Gimubrc (talk) 13:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Timewarp back to the noughties where everything was so much better lol. –Davey2010^Talk 13:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Please take me back to 2019. Roniius (talk) 14:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Heat death of the universe. Anything is better than this pile of steaming goomba.
Honestly, per Davey. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

 — Preceding unsigned comment added by Computerfan0 (talk • contribs) 14:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Throw into pond

Whack!

You've been collectively whacked with a hover of wet trouts.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you and some others did something silly.

Strong delete, salt, and blowtorch it ⌚️ (talk) 21:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. There are still 8 months left, which is plenty of time for the year to get better. MorphinBrony (talk) 22:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Skip to 2021 ― Re_a^l_C^yGuy - ^Talk? 22:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Clear case of recentism. Give it five years or so, and maybe then we can think about writing an article on it. Margalob (talk) 23:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep--It has been a good maple sap season.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Citation needed ^{[citation needed]} (non-admin closure) A a s i m 21:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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Totally unnecessary template. ^{[citation needed]}^[4-1] -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Procedural close – Please renominate at WP:TFD,^{[clarification needed]} or else redirect to the mainspace page citation needed.^{[dubious – discuss]} ComplexRational (talk) 00:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Citation needed {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 04:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)c[reply]

Citation needed ^{[citation needed]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
^{[dubious – discuss]} — J947 ^{(dubious | — | discuss)}, at 00:46, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Procedural close per ComplexRational. * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 01:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Citation needed^{[citation needed]}^{[citation needed]}^{[citation needed]}{{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 04:14, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Citation needed^{[citation needed]}^{^{[citation needed]}^{^{[dubious – discuss]}}} All hail Armok (talk) 08:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)^{[citation needed]}[reply]

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The result was SLAP.

You've been whacked with a WikiMinnow..

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you might have done something silly.

(non-admin closure) A a s i m 21:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

George S. Patton slapping incidents[edit]

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SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP (SLAP) 00:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

SLAP CaptainEek ^{Edits Ho Cap'n!}⚓ 00:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
WP:TROUT SLAP All hail Armok (talk) 00:12, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

This page has been BOMBED!! KABOOM!

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. SLAP (SLAP) 00:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

? TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 01:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
SLAP (aka trout) creator. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 01:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Whack with a wet trout

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.

Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

And now... the Fish-Slapping Dance. HalfHeartedFanatic (talk) 14:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

WHACK Homeofthething (talk) 14:27, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete this page as the article it refers to contains extreme violence. Meanwhile I had my user page reverted, despite it only containing references to Beer, Windows XP, a random small airport in America and Edward Khil. Actually, on second thought, I believe the name of a deceased singer was disrespectful, but still. I didn't even get a proper explanation. 17:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)

Whack!

You've been collectively whacked with a hover of wet trouts.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you and some others did something silly.

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. SLAP (SLAP) 18:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Slap per WP:SLAP. Gimubrc (talk) 18:33, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Delete. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:45, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

South Park[edit]

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I don't like the show. There is way too much cursing and offensive jokes. ^{[April Fools!]} Koridas (Speak) 23:59, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete Per WP:CENSOR we all know that Wikipedia isn't censo-- lol who am I kidding as a member of the Censor's Cabal I hereby declare this page censored.^{[April Fools!]} CaptainEek ^{Edits Ho Cap'n!}⚓ 00:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to The Simpsons, the superior show. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep: I love it when they slap our ~~president~~ emperor. --#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete all for me. AFKHaiDang (talk) 03:23, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per Wikipedia:Images of children. Khemehekis (talk) 03:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! –Davey2010^Talk 13:52, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Transwiki - This page obviously needs to be moved to Commons. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:39, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
keep oh my god! You want to kill south park! Jcoolbro (talk) 18:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Cancelled. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:46, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

E3 2020[edit]

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The event is cancelled, therefore it is also in our best interest to also cancel our article about this now non-existent event. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:00, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - History is garbage. We need to start writing about the future. Koridas (Speak) 00:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete (E3it conflict) as a blatant hoax per nom. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete, those guys smell like what cold pizza tastes. dibbydib Ping me!^💬/_✏ 00:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Half-Life 3 confirmed —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 00:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Half- Life 2 confirmed. Internet Explorer (talk) 1 April 2020 (UTC) ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 12:36, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. They let us down. We need revenge. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:54, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Ask Spiderman. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 21:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Thanos[edit]

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And I am, Iron Man. SuperXpert (talk) 16:06, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep. Thanos did nothing wrong. Also, make sure to remove the if you make another April Fool's entry. ReaderofthePack(formerly Tokyogirl79) (｡◕‿◕｡) 16:32, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete exactly half of the article. dibbydib Ping me!^💬/_✏ 23:39, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keete - half keep, half delete. Linguist111^talk 00:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Merge to coronavirus. They both make us not feel so good. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep and delete at the same time. Perfectly balanced, as everything should be. epicgenius (talk) 00:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Snap I don't feel so good Mr. Wales... CaptainEek ^{Edits Ho Cap'n!}⚓ 00:08, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Comment. We don't really have a choice; we either delete this or half of all articles. userdude 00:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Comment @UserDude: I say all of the WP:FOOTY articles should be deleted in part of that half. Glaceon (talk) 00:39, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete, citing this MadameButterflyKnife yeah sure.talk 00:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Comment, This is better -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 12:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 13:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete half, keeping the balance. Roniius (talk) 14:43, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with dust. — Preceding unsigned comment added by One Blue Hat (talk • contribs) 16:24, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep He was right! ⌚️ (talk) 21:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was too late to keep. (non-admin closure) 7 successful entries. 5 failed. Not very great at jokes (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 01:28, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

2020 Summer Olympics[edit]

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WP:BALL. Totally too soon. (Am I too early to nominate for April Fools?) --#ChairmanXiFoolery #GenHongKongProtestersFoolery (#GenUnstoppableFoolery) 10:51, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - the 2020 Olympics will not happen again (unless if we look in the past). Have to go to 88 miles per hour to stop the cancellation of the 2020 Olympics. On a side note, yes, you are a little early for April Fools Day, so hold your horses. So am I :D A a s i m 22:06, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Weak keep; I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that they pass NFOOTY, like most articles. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 23:56, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. I lost at the Olympics once and now I hate it. Cancel all of them! epicgenius (talk) 00:02, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete How can it be the 2020 Olympics if it's going to happen in 2021? This is a space-time conundrum that must be fixed immediately! Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to the 2021 Summer Olympics as it sounds better. Glaceon (talk) 00:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Olympic station TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 01:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Fails WP:BIO and WP:NMUSIC. Non-notable musician that will never be notable. Delete fast. —Nnadigoodluck🇳🇬 01:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Postpone: It' meets WP:GNG {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 03:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete No such thing as 2020 Summer Olympics exists. Maybe it existed few weeks ago but right now, it doesn't exist. Jake The Great! | 📞 talk 05:35, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep The Olympics will absolutely take place this year. The "postponement" is just a ploy Tajikistani trolls to prevent everyone else from showing up so that they'll sweep the trophies. Sdkb (talk) 05:37, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with 1940 Summer Olympics. Renerpho (talk) 08:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Fake news.--Wehwalt (talk) 14:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Weak keep If only because the Olympics will ruin my sleep, being in Japan. I don't want to lose sleep regarding its article too. igordebraga ≠ 16:39, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - For all we know, it may be delayed for OVER 9,000 years. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:42, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Move to 2021 Summer Olympics as that will be when it takes place. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email})

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The result was it's an Encyclopedia. (non-admin closure) {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 00:53, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

The Entirety of Wikipedia[edit]

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Unreliable, tertiary source. Delete as per WP:NOTSOURCE. dibbydib Ping me!^💬/_✏ 23:29, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Transwiki to Wikisource, which should then transwiki itself to itself... again and again. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Wrong venue Should be at Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Special:AllPages. * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 00:03, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Procedural error You didn't go to the "Delete Wikipedia" noticeboard first so this should be a bureacratic close. CaptainEek ^{Edits Ho Cap'n!}⚓ 00:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Blow all of it up with WP:TNT. (edit conflict) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:12, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Citizendium. They need all the help they need now that they're pretty much out of active users. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Keep: You unpatriotic person. Ratify the constitution. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 03:52, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
- Note to closing Admin: This vote should be disregarded because there is a RfDA for this user. Renerpho (talk) 09:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  - Reply: I am the closing admin. {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 01:07, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge all (including any subpages) to Special:AllPages, per WP:ATD. WP:SOURCE violations are less likely with everything at the same URL, and the title (AllPages, not ListOfAllPages) already suggests this is what it contains. Peter James (talk) 06:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Most of it is about stuff that I don't like, or that is completely irrelevant to me. I can steal the rest and publish it as a book. Renerpho (talk) 09:51, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - I like winning, but sadly Wikipedia is not about winning. Time to delete and make Wikipedia GREAT AGAIN. We need the new Wikipedia to win so much we may even get tired of winning!!.^{[April Fools!]} --Dps04 (talk) 10:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Children. They will have Wikipedia after we are gone.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:52, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was unpersoned. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:24, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Emmanuel Goldstein[edit]

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Per WP:INGSOC. rectify crimethink doublespeedwise. Upsidedown Keyboard (talk) 00:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Doubleplus delete crimethink. — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Doublespeedwise delete and issue Template:uw-cabal1 doublespeedwise. Crimethink. Invalid ^OS _talk 00:35, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
bb dayorder rectify ref unperson doublespeedwise. luv bb. Gimubrc (talk) 18:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Doublespeedwise delete. Unpersons unbellyfeel Ingsoc. MorphinBrony (talk) 21:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with Big Brother Jay Goldstein from the Ministry of Love. StonyBrook (talk) 22:53, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Ask the elder. (non-admin closure) TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 06:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

You[edit]

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You are unhealthy for the environment! Do the earth a favor, join the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement and nominate yourself for deletion today! VHEMT (talk) 00:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Move to Hell. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... (PorkchopGMX) (t - c) 00:23, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy merge to villain for obvious reasons, though this is the wrong venue. Further discussion should take place at TfD per Template the regulars. — You 😈 ^{(usable? | continuable? | eccentricable?)}, at 00:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete per WP:G7. God (talk) 00:37, 1 April 2020 (UTC)
Speedy Evolve because if we get smarter, maybe we can fix it. —moonythedwarf (Braden N.) 00:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Soulja Boy^[1] —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 00:49, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to You Watanabe, the only You that is relevant to Us. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete per WP:G10. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 01:00, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Beauty. Ionmars10 (talk) 01:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

^ https://www.metrolyrics.com/crank-dat-soulja-boy-lyrics-soulja-boy.html

Speedy Delete NOW! Upsidedown Keyboard (talk) 02:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to List of recently extinct mammals. --Pandakekok9 (talk) 02:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy keep: You are the truth, I am just an illusion. --Titodutta (talk) 04:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC
Redirect to Me, which in-turn is a redirect to I. → Jake The Great! | 📞 talk 05:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
We'll be asking the damn questions, old man. Who are you? ◢   Ganbaruby!   (Say hi!) 05:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:PRONOUN. Peter James (talk) 06:41, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was redirect to List of Digimon. (non-admin closure) Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:23, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

List of Pokémon[edit]

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Way too many, there should only be eight Pokemon which should be Eevee and his evolutions. Glaceon (talk) 00:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Digimon. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 00:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Even though this is an April Fools AFD, my !vote is serious. We are not Bulbapedia. Catgirllover4ever (talk) 01:04, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete I hate Pokèmon. Note the diacritics. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 01:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Split into individual articles about every single Pokémon. It was better the way it was. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 01:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Exterminate A Pokémon ate my son. Devonian Wombat (talk) 03:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Pokédex per WP:COMMONNAME. ◢   Ganbaruby!   (Say hi!) 05:16, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete but disagree with Glaceon on the Eevee comment. There should be seventeen Pokémon articles: Eevee, Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Umbreon, Espeon, Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon, Neon, Peon, Galleon, Nickelodeon, Simoleon, Pigeon, Dungeon, and Melungeon. Khemehekis (talk) 13:12, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Remake and get rid of the national dex. Obviously. –MJL ‐Talk‐^☖ 15:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge. Obviously every Pokemon in existence needs an article. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy delete as planned out (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:24, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Template:db[edit]

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This page needs to be speedy deleted per WP:CSD A a s i m 01:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 01:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete per WP:CSD. That's what the template says anyway -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 03:27, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Wrong venue. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:47, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Cabals[edit]

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This page should be deleted as There Is No Cabal. All hail Armok (talk) 01:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 03:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep I would like to consider myself a cabal. Jake The Great! | 📞 talk 06:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Ask Jimbo. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:46, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia administrators[edit]

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Let's get rid of all Wikipedia administrators!^{[April Fools!]} GZWDer (talk) 02:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Desysop, they block literally everyone, and they do not even see the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit on the main page A a s i m 02:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Blow up with WP:TNT. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 03:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:NOBIGDEAL. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:58, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep and promote all of us to adminship. Make Wikipedia GREAT AGAIN!^{[April Fools!]}--Dps04 (talk) 11:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete with this song playing in the background. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 13:00, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Comment I would rather have this song play. -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 13:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

MegaGoat this is the best song ever]. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 14:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

CAPTAIN MEDUSA, you have spawned a war -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 14:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

MegaGoat hands down this is the best. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 15:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

CAPTAIN MEDUSA now i am certain this will never end -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 15:39, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

MegaGoat, nope it will never end ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 15:41, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

CAPTAIN MEDUSA our work is never overrr -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 15:45, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

MegaGoat, nope never. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 15:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

CAPTAIN MEDUSA this is getting out of hand -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 16:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

MegaGoat, it's time to stop. ~~ CAPTAIN MEDUSA^talk 16:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Okay CAPTAIN MEDUSA -Mega Goat^{Contribs | April Fools Day 🤡} 16:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy delete, they reverted my user page to pre-April Fools without warning (I believe it is to do with naming a brand of beer or naming a deceased singer, can't tell which.) Computerfan0 (talk) 17:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Revenge delete. Payback time! Foxnpichu (talk) 17:54, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Oppose I consider this a declaration of war. —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 18:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Send to the Croatian WP. Have a good time!--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:57, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April Fools is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:11, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons[edit]

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During social distancing time against COVID-19, I love this game because of these cute thang, but we'd better focus on eradication of the virus due to the ongoing COVID-19 event^{[April Fools!]}--TILRs (talk) 05:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete. Replace with Pokémon. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 05:47, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete - It's not Minecraft, so we have to delete it per WP:MINE. Koridas (Speak) 06:06, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Donate to Blathers just to see the look on his face when he sees that shiny new bug we just found. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 06:11, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with Doom Eternal. MorphinBrony (talk) 06:35, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Sell it to Tom Nook if he will pay any reasonable amount of bells for it. PCHS-NJROTC ^{(Messages)Have a blessed day.} 13:59, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete but make sure you save. Don't wanna piss off Resetti! — Preceding unsigned comment added by One Blue Hat (talk • contribs) 16:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was this was a fake AfD nomination. (non-admin closure) {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 00:56, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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Fake news[edit]

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Because it is fake! WP:FAKE Jake The Great! | 📞 talk 05:48, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Delete per WP:CSD G3. Koridas (Speak) 06:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Real News F.C. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 06:50, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete - Obviously a hoax. Foxnpichu (talk) 17:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete - Fake ― Re_a^l_C^yGuy - ^Talk? 17:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete and WP:SALT per WP:G3. Hog Farm (talk) 20:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge News into this article. ALL NEWS IS FAKE! — FakeNews ^{(we | support | Trump!)}, at 23:30, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was No hay consenso. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:14, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Español[edit]

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No puedo a hablar español. Wikipedia no es para cosas hechas un día.^[4-1] A a s i m 07:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Transwikify to Eswiki. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 07:15, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with Português. Renerpho (talk) 10:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete porque no lo me gusta. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 17:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Trouted. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:15, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Whacking with a wet trout[edit]

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I think we need to {{trout}} the creators of that page.^{[April Fools!]} A a s i m 07:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

While I am at it:

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.

A a s i m 07:22, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 14:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Trout to stop it from being used. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 15:31, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Trout per WP:TROUT, with some WP:SALT on the side. Gimubrc (talk) 18:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Fire. (non-admin closure) Mdaniels5757 (talk) 02:07, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Berlin Brandenburg Airport[edit]

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Because it is cheaper to tear it down and build it from scratch.[7]^{[April Fools!]} Renerpho (talk) 08:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Demolish per WP:TNT. Rua (mew) 12:52, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep as an airport fire is very unlikely. Why do we even need a working fire suppression system? GoodCrossing (talk) 18:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was involved snow set index-ify. (non-admin closure) — J947 ^{(user | cont | ess)}, at 00:11, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

《ARTICLENAME》[edit]

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No reason at all TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 09:37, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

《VOTETYPE》 Gimubrc (talk) 13:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
.. Koridas (Speak) 14:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
'《WITTYJOKE》'One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 18:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Placeholder neutral — 《PlaceHolder》 ^{(until | April | 2)}, at 23:37, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April Fools is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 02:11, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Lutetium[edit]

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Delete because of the lack of applications for it and because it is too similar to the other lanthanides. ^{[April Fools!]} KaptaşHero (talk) 10:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete as per WP:WHOCARES. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 10:32, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Lutetium does have multiple applications, it could be used in refineries and to create compounds such as Lutetium tantalate that are used with x-rays. Not to mention it is crucial for understanding molecular and quantum chemistry and materials science and for the completion of the periodic table. On the other hand, if you want to delete something that is way too similar to other things and has no practical applications, I would suggest string theory as the 10²⁷²⁰⁰⁰ string theories are too similar to each other and make no physical predictions whatsoever. 107.77.173.61 (talk) 11:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Uranus. Because when in doubt, Uranus. Jeb³ _{Talk at me here}^{What I've Done} 12:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. As a member of WP:ELEM, I can confidently say that it's a WP:CONTENTFORK of rare earth metal (they're all the same, trivalent and not actually "rare", right?). ComplexRational (talk) 14:09, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with Uranium or Uranus because always redirecting to Uranus is getting old. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 19:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Delete the Deletion DIscussion which would Delete the Deletion DIscussion which would Delete the Deletion DIscussion which would Delete the Deletion DIscussion which would Delete the Deletion DIscussion. (non-admin closure) {{SUBST:replyto|Can I Log In}}^{PLEASE copy and paste the code to reply}(Talk) 01:19, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion[edit]

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Let's push the recursion. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 10:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Automated comment: This AfD was not correctly transcluded to the log (step 3). I have transcluded it to Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Log/2020 April 1. —^{cyberbot I}_{Talk to my owner:Online} 10:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Wrong venue * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 14:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Unfortunately there has been a deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion of the creation of the deletion. But I vote delete because of how nonsensical it is. Koridas (Speak) 15:07, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete like it never happened. on a side note, this joke is getting a bit stale, so... maybe don't go any deeper than this? A a s i m 17:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:22, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Bielefeld[edit]

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I believe this is Wikipedia's longest-standing hoax. Bielefeld is simply not real. — Bilorv (talk) 10:55, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep, because we didn't delete Fake News. Renerpho (talk) 11:13, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to the conspiracy as a valid search term. — ConspiracySearchTerm ^{(Bielefeld | = | hoax)}, at 23:33, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was No more war. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:16, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

War[edit]

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Should be deleted per WP:PEACE and the Preamble to the United Nations Charter.^{[April Fools!]} KaptaşHero (talk) 12:58, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete per that one song. Koridas (Speak) 16:29, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Well, boys, we did it. War is no more. One Blue Hat ^{❯❯❯ (talk)} 18:20, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fool's is over. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:48, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Children[edit]

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So that people can stop saying "Think of the children!^{[April Fools!]} Jeb³ _{Talk at me here}^{What I've Done} 12:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Adult so nobody has to be a child any more. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Computerfan0 (talk • contribs) 15:01, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Keep-also, Redirect Love to Children, and include Human behavior#Weather and climate on the See Also section for Children.--Epiphyllumlover (talk) 23:38, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was April Fool's is over. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:47, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Log[edit]

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Why are logs important? Delete. Invalid ^OS _talk 16:17, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Oh yeah, there's this stupid non-deletion nomination page in the way of putting this in the correct place. Might as well delete that. Invalid ^OS _talk 16:18, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to ln, we do not want any more trees cut down before earth day! A a s i m 16:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Raise all by the power of their base to remove all of them. Problem solved! -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:34, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
- You are on the way to destruction per WP:NCR. Gimubrc (talk) 18:28, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
I'm gonna huff, and I'm gonna puff, and I'm gonna blow this whole exponential house down! epicgenius (talk) 19:10, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Get a Mac. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:18, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Windows[edit]

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My mom uses macOS.^[4-1] A a s i m 16:54, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Replace with Linux per WP:JUSTDOIT Spectrum {{UV}} 2604:2000:8FC0:4:68BA:3B32:8613:8B6D (talk) 22:25, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Blue Screen of Death. (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:18, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

macOS[edit]

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I use Windows.^[4-1] A a s i m 16:56, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Keep per WP:ILIKEIT. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 17:00, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was No more Captain Marvel. April Fool's is over (non-admin closure) A a s i m 01:20, 2 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Captain Marvel (2019 film)[edit]

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Per WP:IDONTLIKEIT. ^{[April Fools!]} MorphinBrony (talk) 21:44, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - Garbage movie. Rather watch Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Koridas (Speak) 22:40, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - The people have spoken Yes, That Will (talk) 23:21, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]

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