User:Simfish/Timeline of Simfish

№ THE DAY-TO-DAY ASPECTS OF MY LIFE WERE SO AMAZING. WHY DID AKC HAVE TO GET SO FUCKING DEPRESSED OVER FUCKING SCHOOL. FUCK HELL, the SOURCE of AKC's EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

THERE IS SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL/APPRECIATIVE FOR. SO MUCH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING LET HELL RUIN your entire life.

SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL OVER SUCH A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING LIFE. WHY? WHY? WHY?

ALSO WHY DIDN'T I START THIS EARLIER?

Full timeline

Year	Month and date	Event type	Details
1998	dont remember	significant	House is burglarized, AKC loses Dell computer. Eventually AKC gets a Compaq Presario computer.
1999	April	significant	INTENSE MONTH. first, it SNOWS LIKE HELL. SECOND, ... THIRD, AKC GETS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL
2000	January	games	AKC gets SimCity 2000, SimCopter, Streets of SimCity
2000	August	Disruptions	AKC is forced to move to Redmond, WA. AKC throws tantrums, as usual.
2000	September	games	AKC discovers MSN Gaming Zone and plays Hearts, Microsoft Ants, and Age of Empires demo.
2000	November	Moves	AKC moves from condo to English Hill.
2001	January	games	AKC gets AOE2 and discovers Age of Kings Heaven. He also posts his first thread, "What is your favorite civiization?"
2001	February	stuff	AKC gets HP Pavilion computer (256 MB RAM!!) and cable Internet - both for AOK!!!
2001	May	games	AKC gets AOE2: The Conquerors and can finally play fellow AoKHers! He loses his first 1v1 against cow_gone_mad. He makes his first Internet friends - dragons89 and LKS_Lt Surge. He plays a shimo game with cow_gone_mad and makes A LOT of friends from that (like sarmis_cpu5 and sarmis_Pascal and petard_rusher!). That is uploaded to heavengames. He joins Tonto clan. Don't you realize how much cow_gone_mad opened up my world? he later intrduced me to UTOPIA too.
2001	Summer	games	THE SUMMER OF AOKH!!!! SO MANY FRIENDS, SO INTENSE, I LOVE IT. I MISS THIS YEAR FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
2001	August	people	AOK:TC version 1.0c released! Neil Sun visits AKC's home, watches AKC play shimo against noted luminaries like AZN_Knightmare, LKS_Cheeseman, and LKS_Flammifer. AKC's PC crashes and hard drive has to be taken for repairs, and he loses recorded games in the process
2001	September	diagnoses	AKC discoveres that he has Assburger's Syndrome. Posts diagnosis to OD, of course.
2002	Spring	Achievements	AKC becomes a Ladder Warrior, even though he sucks at AoK!
2003	January	games	AKC gets Age of Mythology for birthday! but his PC has a shitty graphics card and can barely run the game. At least he gets to play one AoMH forum party with Hairy Scary Man!
2003	April	Catastrophies	AKC discovers he will not place into Honors program. AKC discovers he HATES school, leaves AoKH in a fit of rage.
2003	July	YAY	AKC returns to AoKH!!
2004	April	Forums	AKC discovers College Confidential
2004	August	Forums	College Confidential migrates to vBulletin. AKC registers for Wikipedia! and is welcomed by Tonto_johnlee of all people.
2005	Spring	Stuff	Hans Bethe DIES. Ernst Mayr DIES. George Kennan DIES. The Pope DIES. Prince Rainier DIES. AKC gets devastated by his rejection by SSP, announces news to Mr. Emery. AKC gets ACCEPTED TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PROGRAM OF ALL TIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2005	June	Stuff	David Feldman, Ferris Lupino, Rachel Stewart throw a PARTY for AKC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2005	July	Events	INTENSE MONTH. SIMUW. Denver, CO experiences record-breaking streak of 5 100-degree days, making AKC SAD over NOTHING
2005	August	Events	AKC goes on a cruise to ALASKA!! Plays Star Wars Battlefront like hell. Trolls the other kids. It was SO fun. OMG
2005	September	Events	CAMP INDIANOLA. AKC discovers Facebook for the first time, promptly gets addicted. AKC also discovers two significant people, one who significantly distracts him... OH WHY???
2005	December	Events	Winter break. M gets new laptop. AKC torrents Wizardry 8 and mass-plays the game through break, finishing it at last. He originally regrets it, but is now SO glad he got SUPER-IMMERSED in the game. He still dreams about the game to this day.
2006	Summer	Events	WHY CAN'T AKC FUCKING THINK CLEARLY. WHY??? AKC SENDS SUICIDE THREAT TO RRC_LISTSERV. THE FUCK.
2007	February	Internet Names	AKC becomes InquilineKea, registers on College Confidential again, discovers Jessica Su. Gets new laptop, a Lenovo. Promptly installs Star Wars Battlefront II, gets addicted, and fails two classes.
2008	April	Forums	InquilineKea and fwiends TROLL the hell out of College Confidential with alicewang, get perma-banned. IK starts accumulating more permabans. alicewang is FORMED on an invisionfree board!!
2008	September	Ppl	Drumheller Goose friends Drumheller Mallard, discovers who Drumheller Mallard actually is... Stuff happens for like a YEAR...
2009	Summer		AKC starts doing well in school again. AKC encounters hottest day of his life (Seattle hits 103 degrees).
2009	August	BIG NEWS	AKC gets Adderall XR
2010	May	sigh	the BREAKUP. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY.
2010	Summer	Stuff	AKC lives in an apartment, finally gets a new Asus laptop. Gets Starcraft II and finally plays GTA IV at last. AKC discovers reddit. AKC cries like hell, but seriously, life was SO AMAZING
2010	Autumn	OMG	AKC discovers ccislulz again
2011	January	OMG	AKC discovers... Quora, Cecilia Bitz, and Stack Exchange. CAN'T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS CHANGED ME??
2011	Summer	OMG	the summer of QUORA. AKC gets famous on QUORA. AKC visits Hawaii and Mauna Kea. THIS SUMMER WAS JUST SO FUN FOR ME. I LOVE IT. I NEVER WANT TO LET GO.
2011	December	OMG	AKC visits the American Geophysical Union at the Bay Area.
2012	February	OMG	DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW INTENSE THIS MONTH IS?? AKC takes Matt Kaeberlein's aging course, IT WAS INTENSE. AKC visits Yale, Brown, UChicago. AKC COUCHSURFS WITH **THE BOX**!!!!!!!!!!
2012	March	catastrophes	the month shall live in infamy.... WHY??? WHY??? WHY???
2012	Summer	stuff	AKC goes to NORWAY!! AKC also moves to Providence, RI.
2013	April	catastrophes	FUCK THE NSF. still, James Kasting is SO amazing.
2013	Summer	sigh	WHY IS AKC SO CLUELESS
2013	September	omg	AKC discovers the elixir of life.
2013	December	meh	AKC tries Lexapro, but it just dampens him. AKC plays Shogun Total War 2 to distract him, accumulates many hours and beats his first Total War game
2014	June	recovery	AKC couchsurfes the Bay Area. finally meets Vipul. goes to quora TW meetup, Thiel Summit. Meets luminaries like Danielle Fong and Kettner Griswold. At the end of it all, witnesses God for the FIRST TIME!!
2015	Summer	recovery	AKC finally gets proper treatment for his sleep apnea. AKC DISCOVERS A BLOG THAT WOULD PERMANENTLY CHANGE HIS LIFE.
2015	November	recovery	AKC couchsurfes the EAST COAST.
2016	January	recovery	AKC moves to Mecca.